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Donald Trump’s Hospitality Rider Is Worse Than Your Favorite DJ’s

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Donald Trump’s hospitality rider has been leaked, and it’s quite the list of requirements.

We now know the Donald prefers his soft drinks, Mountain Dew and Coca Cola, half-chilled, and that his Double Stuffed Oreos must be stacked in rows of 8.

Standard breakfast items such as bacon, eggs, white bread, butter and chorizo are part of the rider, because let’s be honest: he doesn’t hate everything south of the U.S.-Mexico border. And if that seems unhealthy then feast on some of the other food items on the list, which includes frozen Hungry Man friend chicken dinners, Sara Lee cherry and apple pies (but no ice cream? How un-American!), 4 tubs of Cool Whip, Krispy Kreme GLAZED (yes in caps) donuts and an entire tray of Kraft AMERICAN (again in caps, but no surprise here) cheese singles.

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Kraftwerk’s Transportation Rider Leaked and It’s Amazing

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Someone has leaked Kraftwerk’s transport rider and it’s both amazing and hilarious, as expected!

The iconic veteran German group is currently immersed in a world tour, having just finished a string of UK shows. In recent years the project has incorporated their historic past catalogue with modern technology and art, playing shows around the world to a great reception.

Not surprisingly, Kraftwerk’s transportation rider is 100% Kraftwerk. Highlights include requesting cars with “suave breakers” and for drivers to not play the radio or  — under any circumstances — ask for an autograph.

See it in full below:

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